Damn hillarious...
A guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that Flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"hmmmm... "How
about nuclear power?" said the guy."OK". she said. "That could be an
interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer all eat
grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flatpatty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why
do you suppose that is?"
The guy thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
The girl replied... "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power
when you don't know shit?"
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